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CWM Ditch Locators, LLC

For those of you who know already, let's just get this blog out of the way.

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Have you ever lost your ditch due to heavy rains and flooding? Do you walk out your front door in the pouring down rain and say to yourself, "Hey! Where does the street end and my ditch begin?" You and millions of others just like yourself have had to scratch your heads in confusion over ditch disappearance for thousands of years.

Now there's a solution. CWM Ditch Locators and their state of the art fleet of two door compact cars are here to point out exactly where your ditch has gone. Who can miss these giant white markers indicating the exact location of your ditch? But that's not all - their ditch locating units will also indicate the depth and slope of your ditch as well. And the best part? It's all completely free! You heard correctly - CWM Ditch Locators will not only not charge you a dime, but will do it without you even having to ask!

So next time it rains so hard you have no idea where your ditch might have gone, just sit back and wait for CWM.

Because we care.

A CWM unit hard at work marking the location of a lost ditch.


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Blogger Gabe - 10:32 PM

Dude, I'm rolling on the floor because I'm laughing so hard. I know it's not funny....but where is Mary Poppins when you need here?    



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