I like to pull up in-depth stats on my website every now and then see what the trends are. Tonight I produced a report based on the site log for 2005, and of particular curiosity to me were the search engine phrases that have been pulling up my site. What has brought you here? According to my log, it has been such things as "fiji bananas," "abilene chics," "jeagermister picture," "humorous farewell cards," and, of course, "cornelson naked." Little did I know that there is, in fact, a market for nudie shots of the Cornelsons (Jeremiah being the hottest one, obviously). Could this be the big money machine I've always dreamed about? Probably not, because I'm pretty sure I've never dreamed of naked Cornelsons. I've had to see too much of that while I'm conscious.

So, looks like engineering was the wrong field for Jeremiah. Calendars and centerspreads seem to be his real calling.

See the hot stuff here and here. (Not safe for work? Heck, not safe for the eyes!)